On-device · for entertainmentLie detector · party edition
Can your facekeep a secret?
It learns your calm face, then watches six signals while you answer.
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TOO HONEST
Demo needle — nothing is being read yet.
Twenty calm seconds to learn your face, then ask away.
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For entertainment. Tellmeter measures visible stress, which is not proof of lying.
Calm liars and nervous honest people both exist.
Camera off
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Camera access
Tellmeter needs the front camera to read facial micro-signals. Video is processed on this device, frame by frame, and never leaves it. Nothing is uploaded, stored, or recorded.
Starting up
Loading the on-device face model…
The face model downloads once, then runs offline forever.
Camera unavailable
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Sit relaxed and look at the camera
Learning your honest baseline…
reading
SMOOTH
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Saved to this session on your device only.
Sessions
Settings
Response
Sensitivity
Changes how hard a corroborated reaction pushes the needle. The dead band,
the baseline statistics and the one-signal-never-convicts rule are identical in all three.
Timing
Baseline lengthLonger is more stable. Default 20s.
Answer windowHow long each question is read. Default 8s.
Feel
HapticsTaps on countdowns and results.
SoundTicks and result tones.
Reduce motionCalms animation and the live trace.
Camera overlay
Face meshWhat's drawn over your face.
Mirror previewShow yourself as in a mirror.
About
What's being measured
It learns your normal first
Twenty calm seconds build a personal baseline from six facial and motion signals. Everything after that is measured as drift from that baseline — not against some average stranger.
One signal never convicts
A shrug, a scratch, a passing cloud — any single spike gets discounted hard. The index only climbs when several independent signals move together, and it's pulled back toward neutral whenever the camera read is poor.
Nothing leaves this device
The face model runs offline, inside the app. No frame, no landmark and no score is ever uploaded — there's no account and no server. Readings you save live in local storage and you can wipe them any time.
This is entertainment. It measures visible stress and nervousness, which is genuinely informative — but stress is not proof of lying. Calm liars and anxious honest people both exist. Don't use it to make decisions about anyone.